Well, it seems that SuperPat might have more in common with Momma Spud than we first thought. It seems that Momma Spud's arch nemesis is the Couch. Capital Letters for effect and respect. Well SuperPat's love affair is with his bed. It is so warm, cozy and inviting. In the morning, with the sweet smell of SuperGirl's morning lavations and shampoo floating in, the warm sun shining in the window, and the soft doggy snores to accompany his dreams, it seems that nothing can rouse SuperPat from his roost. One is left to wonder if SuperGirl should try to slip a pea or two under the mattress. Maybe that is too subtle though, perhaps a bowling ball would work better. Is there nothing that can save us from this terrible trap? If anyone has ideas, please weigh in.
On a more serious note, SuperGirl has gotten really tired of feeling jealous of SuperPat's lounging, so she submitted an employment application for the new grocery store in town. Keep your fingers crossed and the prayer lines open, we are sure hoping for something great. Maybe this will be the way at last to break the magnetic pull of the sheets.
Once the bed problem has been solved, it will be on to the mystery of who reversed the velcro on SuperPat's wheelchair cushion so his bum stays stuck to the wheelchair seat...
2 comments:
I AM going to die laughing!!!! ROLOL
...especially about the velcro. (and it hurts to laugh at this point of my life!) That's one way to get a certain someone not to want to use the wheelchair. Ouchy!
I'm hoping that Super Pat will soon be working again. No reason why SuperGirl has to be the only one getting out of bed each day.
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