29 years young

A long time ago on a planet very close to our hearts a superhero emerged.  He was a man of unparalleled strength, wisdom, and handsomeness.  By day to the outside world, he appears to be a shy, humble man whose body is caged in a wheelchair.  But to the inside world and those who really know him, SuperPat is revealed.  His strong biceps and even stronger mind are a match for any problem that comes his way.  His secret weapon is his walker of doom which strikes fear into the hearts of his enemies as they hear him clunking down the hall.  Fortified by his daily dose of chocolate, he vows never to stop until he has taken down the dreaded Darth Tator.  When he is able to run, he knows that he will be able to smash Darth into tator tots.  Darth enjoy life as a couch potato while you can because when you hear a clunk, clunk, clunk; you know SuperPat is on his way.